Bartons Webpage
Welcome to my Web site!
This webpage is about many things ross's helmet, bob's locker, burnt toast soccer.Or anything you want to put on it.
THE STORY OF BOB'S LOCKER
(PART 1)
It all started when Bob (Matthew Morris) went to England. Because we don't like bob very much so we wanted to get him back. So we decided to trash his locker. We threw all sorts of different things in his locker such as apples, peaches, biscuits, banana's, pencil cases and on rare occasions people would be thrown in it.
The reason why I dedicated a whole webpage to bob's locker is that the conditions of the locker where so bad that you couldn't possibly smell or even go near the locker. This locker clearly reach bio-hazard level. There is a is a bit of a myth about bob's locker and that is that the locker is the home of a deadly virus. We named it the 246 virus ( named after the number of the locker).
Ross's Helmet
The story of ross's helmet started about 14 years ago. From the day that Ross was born he had a huge helmet on his head. It has only been up to recently that Ross has got rid of his huge helmet. These helmet style haircuts run in Ross's family. It is believed that the type of haircut ross use to have originated from the "monkees". Which was a hit tv show back in the sixties.
Baker's Baldy Voice
For a long time know a certain boy at St.Augustine's. His name is Daniel Baker. Supposedly his voice has been measured at 199 decibles (it is so loud it kills you).
Burnt Toast
Sam Donato's most recent call is burnt toast.
Click here to see Ross's Helmet